Saturday, February 11, 2006

The nose knows.

Ok, I'm waiting for my camera battery to charge so I can post photo evidence, but the incident in the pool today was real. Here's the story. Alix had us doing a set of descending 100's. We were doing them on the 1:25. This is a fairly fast pace and I was holding my gum in my lip for that minty freshness. After the turn at the 75, I was taking a gasping breath trying to catch Alix. Suddenly my gum flew out of my mouth, I did not swallow it, I had the sensation that I had sucked it up my nose. After I told my friends, and a lot of concern/hysterics, we decided to swim on. Nell wanted me to get her roomates "something pot" which sounded like some sort of nasal enema, and Alix just couldn't stop laughing. I spent the next hour aggressively exhaling and convincing myself that I couldn't really have gum up my nose. After all if there was indeed gum up my nose, how could I breathe? Or was it in my brain, or lung. Nothing seemed good except to assume I had swallowed it so quickly it just felt like it was in my nose. We finished the swim, Alix and I had coffee. I was a bit uncomfortable, but I could drink coffee and eat bagels so I must be ok. Several hours later, I'm on the couch with my popcorn when suddenly, a little choke.... and viola... out pops the gum! I did have gum up my nose and lived to tell the story. So I guess here's the lesson. If you think you have gum up your nose, you probably do, or gum and the pool don't mix.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh My Gosh!!! This is such a tragedy. Your poor nose. What would Cyrano de Bergerac say?

Are you sure you're not hallucinating from too many chemicals up your nose?

This will be in the Enquirer soon...

10:18 PM  
Blogger Miss Nell said...

Marlys! I have never heard of anything like this!!!

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time you encounter a nose-related mystery, make sure to try a neti pot. These things are awesome! I just learned about them over Thanksgiving in a discussion about allergies to dust, pollen, etc. (typical Thanksgiving banter), and since I've made the purchase with amazing results. I think most hippy-health food stores carry them. They're little tea pot-like things that you can use to flush your nasal passage (i.e., pour a solution of warm, de-ionized salt water from the neti pot into one nostril and out the other). It's a great flush and really takes care of dusty snot (sorry for the lack of a better term) and I bet other stuff you really don't want up your nose, like gum! You've got to try it!

By the way, it's really late, but Nell and I are not drinking ourselves into oblivion this Saturday night -- just finishing up a huge lip balm making ordeal. Seriously. Neti pot and lip balm, all very true. Good night!
~Polly (the roommate)

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time Nell's little brother, Andy, got a pencil eraser stuck up his nose. Any more nose stories?

Hey! May I buy some lip balm?

5:29 PM  

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